"If I'm funnier, they'll forget we're moving to Moss Side." No, no we won't.

The middle manager has been at it again. My inbox was graced with this today.

For the annual work party, the boss has decided that because of liability issues, we can have alcohol, but only one drink per person...

She will sack me for ordering the cups.



Apart from violating our organisation's email policy, it just isn't funny. That alone would be grounds for dismissal in my world. What a prick.