After our sushi-making course, I went for my first viewing feeling rather conscious that I smelled like a fisherman’s fingerbowl. First impressions and all that…
Three-story town house, with good-sized garden. Double room on top floor. 300pcm inc. bills.
said the advert. It should have said:
Maisonette, with ground floor garage and no carpets throughout most of the house. Boarded-up window panel in front door. Poky room with disgusting green walls.
Thanks, but no thanks.