Me: Are you coming to France John?
John: no, afraid not.it's my mum's birthday
Me: all week?
John: On the Sunday.
Me: Right. Well, family first and all that. It's a shame.
John: Yep, but I am sure you guys will have a good time.
Me: Did you play cricket at the weekend?
John: Nope, was my Dad's birthday!!! No joke!
Me: Man! What inconvenient parents you have
John: Cunts, the pair of them.SGP on Thursday?
Me: Not for me. I'm having a year off festivals and their associated shenanigans.
John: That's a shame, it promises to be a good one. I just went on Chatroulette for the first time. It's full of perverts - I think you'd love it!
Me: Maybe I'll check it out. Thanks!
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