selected highlights of a volley of texts from Lucinda today
Bearemy didn’t play badminton. He got in trouble the other day, called Will a motherfucker. I think the Wire is too old for him! He has started wearing really low jeans and asked for a gun!
He likes the B-I-G notorious – I don’t know if that’s east or west side, I can’t keep up!
Bearemy is on Facebook – he is mightily offended that you called him a teddy. He says you’re a walking timebomb motherfucker. He has a gun you know David!
Don’t come over to the west side after dark – I am scared Bearemy is going to ‘pop a cap in your ass’ – he is pretty wound up!
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