Some texts between Tracy and I
Tracy: Why did the lion get lost in the jungle.
Me: If he was in the jungle, he probably was lost. Lions live on the plains.
Tracy: You've just let being a twat get in the way of quite a funny joke. Unlucky dickhead.
30 seconds later
Tracy: I've just looked it up and you were right. You're still a twat though.
Me: What was the punchline?
Tracy: Because the jungle is massive.
Me: That is funny. And if it was a tiger, it'd be accurate too.
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