Badly written blurbs in groups. Check out this toss:
"The most important rule of all is that the unfortunate loser necks the trophy drink in one movement - no sipping, casual gulping or 'pussying out'... this should normally be accompanied by a chorus of 'get it down you zulu warrior' or alternatively 'chief chief chief...'
This individual should then experience some or all of the following:
1) Vomiting
2) Runny Poo
3) Physical attraction to all living creatures
4) Falling Over
5) Shouting
6) Abusive behaviour towards taxi drivers, random passer-bys, doormen
7) Spontaneous nakedness
8) Simulated Masturbation
9) A tendency to rip the boxer shorts from friends' bodies
10) An unjustified belief of being the coolest man alive"
*gnash gnash* Poor punctuation pisses me off too.
1 comment:
"passer-bys" just gave me an aneurysm
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