Wednesday 14 November 2007

Why Facebook makes me mad.

Badly written blurbs in groups. Check out this toss:

"The most important rule of all is that the unfortunate loser necks the trophy drink in one movement - no sipping, casual gulping or 'pussying out'... this should normally be accompanied by a chorus of 'get it down you zulu warrior' or alternatively 'chief chief chief...'

This individual should then experience some or all of the following:

1) Vomiting
2) Runny Poo
3) Physical attraction to all living creatures
4) Falling Over
5) Shouting
6) Abusive behaviour towards taxi drivers, random passer-bys, doormen
7) Spontaneous nakedness
8) Simulated Masturbation
9) A tendency to rip the boxer shorts from friends' bodies
10) An unjustified belief of being the coolest man alive"




*gnash gnash* Poor punctuation pisses me off too.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"passer-bys" just gave me an aneurysm